Well, it’s come and gone: the big 5-0.

And today, the day after my 50th, what have I started to think about?

Turning 51.

Yes, I am a mental case…

Truly certifiable…

On the other hand, any other post-50 year olds feel like they’re really more along the lines of 10 years old? Or 18?

Yes, I am a mentally thirteen and physically seventy-five…