Holiday Scrooges

The other day I dropped Bitty off for an eye exam where she was to have her eyes dilated. An hour later, I picked her up, pulling into the only space available – a blue-striped handicapped loading zone in front of the door. I remained in the car with the engine running and in twenty seconds, Bitty ambled out to me wearing the over-sized plastic shades given to patients rendered temporarily blind. Following her was a nurse. I thought, “How nice of this health care worker to watch over my momentarily disabled partner.” As Bitty opened the car door, the nurse – this angelic spirit of Florence Nightingale – turned to us both and snarled, “That’s not a parking space!”

Well, Happy Holidays to you, too, Nurse Ratched.

Bitty sputtered, dumbfounded. I laughed and shrugged, for I know a not-so-secret secret – holiday scrooges are prevalent.

Remember as a child when Christmas was all presents and bright lights? Or Baby Jesus and manger scenes? Or holiday music and stop-motion cartoon specials?

Yeah, well, now the holiday season seems increasingly to be a reflection of the American middle-class: over-worked, underpaid, and pissed off.

I’ve had drivers try to run me over in the mall parking lot, speeding by in their “Rudolph” mobile as they substitute a merry Ho Ho Ho with an angry middle-finger wave.

I’ve almost been crushed to death in a coffee mosh pit by Starbucks customers impatient for their holiday latte.

I’ve even had Elf on the Shelf take a dump on me.

So to all you Scrooges worried about your job, finances, the fiscal cliff, inattentive spouses, bratty kids, annoying neighbors, horrible bosses, overpopulation, global warming… spend a couple hours watching an old Christmas movie classic (Bitty chose Miracle on 34th Street). You will be amazed at how strongly that childlike holiday feeling returns.

2 thoughts on “Holiday Scrooges

  1. Absolutely good advice. People are stressed and bad ‘tudes are running amok. That is why I buy online. I refuse to let my day be ruined by someone off their meds looking for holiday deals. Good post!

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